![]() Is that enough to justify a 1/10 rating for a series that has defined my life? I hope so. Why do we lose every game? Because Puppys sucks at OBJ. In a game where, you know, you fucking shoot people. * Radar is useless and may as well not even exist. * 10 second respawns means I spend more time staring at my own ass face down on the floor than playing the game. * Unlocking the same emblem 3+ times because you get it for your nameplate, spartan, and weapon!! Fucking stupid. * Different armor cores, meaning you can't use any armor piece with any armor set. * Armor customization is so poor unless you poor money money money into the game. * Games do not auto start, forcing you to start each time and stay out of menus until they are loading. * Melee registration is the worst in the history of Halo, if not video games overall. * BTB is more boring that watching paint dry for 8 hours. Sure, MnK does not have aim assist, but they can fucking crouch spam their way to victory. * Ranked play goes by MMR instead of, you know, your fucking rank. * Not enough BRs on any given map when you start with the shit AR and shit Magnum. They encourage being a pussy rather than fighting me 1v1. * All weapons, except BR & Sniper, feel fucking awful to use. Hell, there's like 7 maps total and none planned to release alongside the campaign. * Playlist selection is fucking awful, even in a "beta." * Controls and aiming are completely wrong compared to every Halo before it. * MMR in unranked games, making every single game a sweatfest for decent players. * Weekly challenges are fucking awful, forcing you to use so many skips that you run out and consider purchasing more. Sure, I'd love to have Halo be my second job. * Very predatory MTX system and season pass. ![]() I cannot think of a single pro, so I'll just list the cons: As a Halo fangirl who has sank literally 7,000+ hours into the series, maybe even more: This game is so fucking awful. I award you zero points out of 10, and may God have mercy on your soul."īut seriously. Everyone in this lobby is now dumber for having played it. At no point in your predatory, incoherent video game was there anything that could even be considered fun. Halo Infinite: "343 Studios, what I've just played is one of the most insanely, idiotic games I've ever experienced. I will NOT be supporting Playground Games after FH5 is done. Support just ignores you and eventually turned off my ability to create tickets rather than simply tell me what livery/sticker I was banned for. Although my ban was for "Child Endangerment" so I don't even know if that sticker was the trigger. I caught a seven day ban and the worst thing I had on any of my cars was a "drive fast eat ass" sticker. Liveries are one of my favorite things about Forza, and now I can't even use them. Another very awful thing FH has implemented is an auto-ban for liveries. Games need to stop being woke and trying to cater to snowflakes, because its embarrassing. The story is pretty awful, more than I remember in 4. Forza arcade was great in FH4 but they butchered it in 5, which led to two unnecessary three hour boosting sessions. It makes online unplayable, including Eliminator. ![]() The bad: Online is completely broken, and still is nearly a month later. I grinded the game to hell and back, got every car, got 100% on promos, got 100% on events, and topped the leaderboard on every stunt except one (which is not possible, you know who you are Mr 349 MPH on a speed zone). It is also half the reason I was chasing an XSX and probably why I paid a $150 surplus to get one on November 5th when Forza released. The addition of an accolade leaderboard had me chasing as many as I could, and I cracked the top 500 in the world out of 11 million people. Forza Horizon 5: Where to start.The good is FH is very fun, and more of the same (which is great). ![]()
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